There's Spam, and Then There's This

I got this in my home email the other day. Really? I sure hope the real Robert Mueller is a better writer than this imposter! I better hurry and go claim my millions from my long lost Nigerian relative.

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal bureau of investigation
J. Edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001



Attention: Fund Beneficiary,


This is an official advice from the FBI foreign remittance/telegraphic
dept. it has come to our notice that bank of Nigeria has released
10,500,000.00 U.S dollars into
bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by Inheritance means. The
bank of Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities
to affect this
payment from the United Kingdom to your account, used what we know as a
secret diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire
transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.


They are still waiting for confirmation from you on the already
transferred funds, which were made in direct transfer so that they can do
final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made
unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment
be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are
not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your
account? This is a pure coded means of payment which we have had in the
past has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get
into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account, so it
is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem
before this fund will be credited into your personal account.


Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary scrutiny by the UK/USA
authorities when funds come from outside of America, and the Middle East,
the F.B.I crime
commission has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of
$10.500.00 through a secured diplomatic transit, account (S.D.T.A). We
govern and oversee
funds Transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you
contact us immediately, as the funds have been stopped and are being held
in our custody
until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of
transfer (dist) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the
transfer to
certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are
terrorist/drug free else we shall have cause to cross and impound the
payment, however, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this
legal documents.


We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper
verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person
to receive this fund, because
of the amount involved, we want to make sure that the legitimacy of the
fund you are about to receive is not in doubt whatsoever. Note!! The fund
is in the Bank of
America right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet,
because we need a solid proof and verifications from you before releasing
the funds, to this
regards, you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to
receive is clean and legitimate by sending to us FBI Identification Record
and also Diplomatic
Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to certify that the fund is not for
terrorism/money laundering. You are to forward the documents to us
immediately if you have it in your possession, if you do not have it, let
us know so that we can direct you where to get it.


These Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that
Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you dont have
the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the
document because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by
the bank that initialized the transfer Identification Record and
Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a
Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information
taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with
arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, Naturalization or
military service. These conditions is Valid until 31st of March 2012
after we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you
for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria.

Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.

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Final instruction: 60fCredit payment instruction: irrevocable credit
guarantee 61eBeneficiary has full power when validation is cleared 62
Beneficiaries bank in USA/outside can only release funds- 62 Upon
confirmation from the world bank/united nations.

64 Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request NOTE: We have
asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and
up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety welfare
and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual
privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge
you and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the
legitimacy of the fund you are about to receive.


The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and
regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a
copy of his or
her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
(CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in
U.S and outside. An
individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification record
for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other
reasons, individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification
Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to
live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country
(i.e., Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer, letter of good conduct,
criminal history background, etc.).

FBI Director

Robert S. Mueller III.